Oh, this huge manatee!
Pre-Rewrite. Relevant lore
Artist and co-worker for this blog: Jet /Ask Singed
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Mmmrgh, thanks but no thanks. If I thought Zaun’s “Discovery Galas”, were bad, League events are even worse. Don’t get me wrong, my date for the Grand Spring Ball last year was the best in memory being the mature, intelligent Summoner that she is, but I prefer… more intimate settings. Mmhrhrh.
[Image by Madame Summoner Scylliss, Reposted with permission]
Hrrrmmmgh. Can’t say I have an opinion about the man himself. A little loony if you ask me. Hrhrhr. As for his Glorious Evolution?
I could see the perks…
… If I hated life, mrhrhrh. As it stands though, I am still a fan of flesh and blood.
Mmnnnnghhh… Now look. I am not inclined to repeat this but since I am a man formerly of science allow me to introduce the concept of “Edible versus Eatable”.
Note: it is not recommended for any individual lacking a superhuman stomach to ingest anything created in Zaun.
Everything is “Eatable”. That is, you can ingest it.
Not everything is Edible however, which is fit for consumption.
As for Z.A.C. —
… Not edible.
Mmmnnngh, not that I’ve noticed, if you’re alluding to silver’s properties and my state of wolfman, (I am not a conventional one, after all) but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a huge pain in my…
Nnngh, yes, sure, whatever. Knock yourself out. Harass someone with it. Have a ball.
Hhhnnngh, like you wouldn’t believe. This clashes with the desire for a spotless living space - one of many remnants from my human days.
Luckily I have a good friend assisting with the constant mess. Mrhrhr.
I am a hunter, not a vet.
Besides these two are smart enough to not breed with everything that moves. Why is it needed?
Why is it needed? Because, dear Nighthunter, these people think they are funny.
It’s a shame one can’t neuter or spay someone’s puerile sense of humor.
There is no question that Sona is a talented musician, and she has been so kind as to collaborate with myself to produce lovely joint effort, both on and off the field.
There is something more to her than what one might expect. Something I can’t quite put my finger on, though I feel a certain sort of kinship with her because of it.
She has quite a well of willpower for putting forth such a meek exterior, and there is quite a bit of responsibility involved with being a literal muse - an inspiration to others. There is something that haunts her — a failure of some sort, but perhaps she will learn that sometimes, even gods fail.
Mmrrrh, such music soothes the savage beast. For a short while, anyway.
Nnnnmmgh, do I have to? You won’t like them. I guarantee it. Hrhrhr.
