Oh, this huge manatee!

Pre-Rewrite. Relevant lore

Artist and co-worker for this blog: Jet /Ask Singed

Updated once a week. Sometimes.

 

Now, I don’t need these back right awa- …

Asleep already? Mmrrgh, this is what happens when you’re overworked and under-rested.

asksonabuvelle:

((This sounded like a lot better an idea at 4 am. Redraw of this old ditty. 

Going to be doing stupid “beach week” shit while I get sorted to answer other ask thing. While using this as a way to break from regular stuff. 

So enjoy the stupid comic shits for a little while. -<3 Lin))

Mhrhr you see, I don’t tend to get into other people’s business without the proper forms. 

Besides, I think those two ought to work it out on their own, mm? Hrrhrhrr…

Mmrgh. "Skins". Being forced into a costume for the entertainment for the habitually small minds that compete in the League is nothing short of irritating, but should I have to choose one, it would be what you call the “Feral” one.

In spite of the memories it rekindles, it is also quite a bit more… mrrhrhr, free, than the others. The one I absolutely despise is that horrid nightgown.

As for types of torture — mrhrh well that’s not my forte, but then I don’t consider testing chemical weaponry or a long drawn out hunt with wounded game to be torture.

Loincloth forever, by the by. No other options.

Another who enjoys the hunt, hmmm? Hrhrh, I’m feeling generous today, so allow me to impart on you my wisdom in this matter.

Step one: Find a deity or aspiring deity.

Step two:  Break that deity or aspiring deity’s spirit; do something to make them really lose themselves to their rancormmrrhrhr.

Step three: Hope that they are very poetic in their choice of punishment.

Congratulations, you should now be a manbeast. Or a teakettle. I can’t be held responsible for the outcome either way.

Mmrhrhrh, fear not, Pridestalker. I am certain that neither one of us have such fragile egos that the words of Summoners change our opinions of one another, hmm? 

Cheers.

We’ve already touched on this subject not long ago. Fact remains that without proper, controlled extensive testing my former statement will remain mere anecdotal evidence. Mrrhrhr…

linlm:

What do you mean this isn’t how the story goes?
Every day is wolfbird day. Drawing them will lower your cholesterol and let you walk on water, it’s science you can trust me. 
forgive me nia. a novel. 

linlm:

What do you mean this isn’t how the story goes?

Every day is wolfbird day. Drawing them will lower your cholesterol and let you walk on water, it’s science you can trust me. 

forgive me nia. a novel.